St. Patrick’s Day is almost upon us. Whether you are Irish or only Irish for the day, be prepared to amuse your friends with some funny Irish drinking toasts! Before you slam down that Guinness or that pint of green beer, take a moment to read and memorize these drinking toasts.
Here is a collection of Irish toasts and St. Patrick’s Day gear for you to enjoy while feasting on your traditional corned beef and cabbage with soda bread.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all!
I drink to your health when I’m with you,
I drink to your health when I’m alone,
I drink to your health so often,
I’m starting to worry about my own!
May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live!
Here’s to the land of the shamrock so green,
Here’s to each lad and his darlin’ colleen,
Here’s to the ones we love dearest and most.
May God bless old Ireland, that’s this Irishman’s toast!
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint– and another one!
It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow
than to spend tonight like there’s no money
May the winds of fortune sail you,
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guy
who says, “this drink’s on me.
Here is a collection of St. Patrick’s Day gear to get the party started!! I’ll drink to that!